Anthem Retort to Wheelchair User

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! You think this joke is about patriotism? Nah, it's a jab at irony. The kid's in a wheelchair, so telling him to "stand up" is a cruel burn. Get it now, Einstein?

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