Kid jokes
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
An obese kid farts.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...