Kid jokes
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!