Kid

Kid Jokes

there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

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When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)