I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Kid Jokes
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
