Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
