When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
Kid.says to genie I want to be like batman Kid goes home both of them are dead
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
