Kid jokes
What flowers are on your face?
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.