Kid

Kid jokes

Shooter

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like πŸ˜‹.

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  • Mom

    Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

    Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

    Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!

    Mom: Exactly.

    Orphan

    I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

    Memes

    Priest

    What do priests and doctors have in common?

    They both do physicals on kids.

    Friend

    Me: I know why you don't have friends.

    Kid: Why?

    Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

    Incest

    People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

    I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

    Cancer

    Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

    Pitbull

    What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

    A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

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  • Art

    What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

    Artistic.

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  • Cancer

    Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."

    Nurse: *Laughs*

    Kid: "Why are you laughing?"

    Nurse: "When I get OLDER."

    Proceeds to laugh.

    Weight

    How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

    You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

    Emo kid

    Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

    Condom company

    This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

    Sandpaper

    How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

    Teacher

    Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

    Kid: "A leopard."

    Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

    Kid: "Broooooooooooo."