I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??
Artistic
What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
what makes a depressed kid happy ..... a bridge
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away
why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk
What do you say to a depressed special kid:
“Why so down”
Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: sure Kid:why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no Me:?
why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
