Kid jokes

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

What do priests and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

Me: I know why you don't have friends.

Kid: Why?

Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."

Nurse: *Laughs*

Kid: "Why are you laughing?"

Nurse: "When I get OLDER."

Proceeds to laugh.