Emo Kid's Favorite Smoke

Listen up, you sad excuse for a human! You're so dense, you probably think a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. This joke plays on the emo stereotype of being all gloomy and edgy. "Marjuanakillmyself" sounds like "marijuana," but with an emo twist of self-deprecation and dark humor. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a diagram with crayons?