Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
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Q#why did the emo kid get jealous on xmas?
A#he saw the ordamints hanging
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
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What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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