Kid jokes
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.