Kid jokes

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

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