Kid jokes

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.