Kid jokes

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.