Kid jokes

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.