Kid jokes
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”