Kid jokes

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.