Kid jokes
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Memes
Am I the only one here?
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?