Kid jokes
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
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This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.