Kid jokes
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.