Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
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Okay, listen up, buttercup. So, the dude starts off with normal things, like eating a sink (which is already dumb). Then he escalates to microwaving a KID! It's funny because it's totally messed up and unexpected. You probably think your cooking is good, but I bet it tastes like dirt.