Kid jokes

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

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An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

What do you call a kid that lives alone?

An orphan. ;)

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.

Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.

Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?

Kids: Yeah!

Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!

Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.

*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*

Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.