Kid jokes
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!