Kid jokes

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

What do you call a kid that lives alone?

An orphan. ;)

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

Kid: I need help!

Mom: Help your balls.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.