Kid jokes
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
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Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI