Kid jokes
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
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An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.