The 30+ Best Trap Jokes

Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .

The early bird might get the worm...

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck

ur gay lol

At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!

Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..

i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.

But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.

my worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!

Third meme here

What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?

The jap trap

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"