Dora jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Yo mama is Dora.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Do you see the toilet?
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!