Dora jokes
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Yo mama is Dora.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Do you see the toilet?