Kid jokes
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.