Kid jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
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What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.