Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
what TV shows orphans dont like? family guy
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
what's the difference between me and bill Cosby
I haven't been caught.
