The 40+ Best TV Show Jokes

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready kids?🤣

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one make your whole week.

Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young

What show does an orphan hate the most modern family

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out

What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?

Family Guy

What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

what TV shows orphans dont like? family guy

WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids

what's the difference between me and bill Cosby

I haven't been caught.

What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer