War

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Fat

Anonymous

there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was “me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me,” the second one was “forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives,” and the last one was “BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!” There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him “sir, have you seen this man?” and held up a photo. the man said “me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me.” the cop said, “sir, what did you use.” and the man said “forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives.” after that, the cop said, “sir, im going to have to arrest you,” and the man said “BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!” the screen goes black, and all you can here “chk-chk. BANG”

Puns

PunGod

I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended…guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger

Orphan

Anonymous

What is an orphans least favorite tv show Full house

Twin Towers

Anonymous

It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I’m happy I was late to work! I mean… I could’ve di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Tree

Anonymous

What’s a tree’s least favorite TV show? Chopped!

Atom

rob

what atom presents tv shows david atombrough

Kid

Anonymous

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said “My favorite TV show is Vegetales”

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