TV Show jokes
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
The walking dead.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.