Kid jokes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Memes
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.