Kid jokes
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Memes
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can smell your kids!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.