Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Kid Jokes
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
