Kid jokes
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?