Kid jokes
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.