Kid jokes

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*

Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!