Kid jokes
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."