"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
I KICKED A GOOSE AND I LIKED IT~
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
