one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got mad kicked jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
go drop kick a orphan. No one will know not like his parents would know
me: *gets down on one knee*
girlfriend: omg, it's finally happening
me: *falls over*
girlfriend: the poison is kicking in
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
