Kick jokes
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.