Kick Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket

How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.

An autistic kid hit me so I kicked him back and died

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket

Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!

how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?

kick his sister in the jaw

What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur

why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker

cause he was a cheetah

whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.

why did the ball person go to the docter

He was kicked in the balls

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.