A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
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What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
I recently got kicked out of a casino because i apparantly misunderstood what the craps table was for
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
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Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
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If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
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My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort"...
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
i kicked the shit out of little johnny
