A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I got kicked out of a hospital once, I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of?
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”