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How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

Kick his mother in the jaw

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

You wanna know who didn’t kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn’t; nor did he bite the dust.

Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie… But she still is in my basement, since she can’t run!

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just f...ing with you, it was born dead”.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw

What’s more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass… but I’m all out of ass

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back

friend: My bike doesn’t have a kick stand so it can’t stand up.

me: nah it’s just two tired.