Man

BoomkittyFX

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

Puns

John Doe

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Titanic

Jstrong:)

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

Mother

Anonymous

How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

Kick his mother in the jaw

Sister

Anonymous

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

Disease

Yourmom.com

You wanna know who didn’t kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn’t; nor did he bite the dust.

Kid

Anonymous

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

Shooting

Anonymous

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks

Sister

Anonymous

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw

Sister

Anonymous

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

Hearing

Democravid McNosettehall

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

Legs

Anonymous

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

Shooting

Anonymous

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

School

Anonymous

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section

Chuck Norris

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back

Face

hutchy

why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie

Sister

Rednecks

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw

Twin Towers

Zachary Beerbower

Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Head

Anonymous

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

Puns

Punzar

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

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