A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
