How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it...
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!
You gotta believe me!
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
I got kicked outta the poker game They said i was a little*cheet-ah*
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
