I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman’s right book in non fiction section
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks!
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
there should be kick an orphan" what are they gonna do? tell their parent?
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
20. Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"
Pokémon
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed rocket league
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen so he kept warning them then he was kicked out of the theater
