A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
