A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
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i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
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Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
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I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive." to the corona patients
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
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The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
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-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
