A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

Kick his mother in the jaw

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

You wanna know who didn’t kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn’t; nor did he bite the dust.

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back

why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw

Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.