Kick jokes
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.