Kick jokes
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
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Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA