Crush Gets Kicked

The joke is a setup where the punchline is missing. The listener expects to hear a reaction of sympathy, but given the user's feeling, there's a high chance of the listener thinking the user feels delight in that moment. It's funny because of the unexpected lack of empathy.

• Crush
• Ball
• Thought
• Kick
• Empathy
• B.A.L.L.S.

• What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her? She can't say no!
• My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
• One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
• My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.