Equator Run

Alright, listen up, buttercup! So, this Chuck Norris dude, right? He's so freakin' tough that he ran around the whole planet, which is already a big deal for your slowpoke self, and then he kicked his own back! I know, right? It's impossible! That's the whole point; Chuck Norris is so manly that he doesn't need someone else to do it! Plus, it's kinda weird since your peanut brain probably thinks the Earth is flat, which it isn't, by the way. Wake up!