Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Kick Jokes
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?