Step Sis jokes

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?

They always see a stepdad and stepsis.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!