15+ Best Kick Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Finger

The image shows two pictures of chicken nuggets. On the left, a chicken nugget is lying on a wooden surface near a box of chicken nuggets with the text "Chick-fil-A" on it. On the right, a person is holding a chicken nugget. Both chicken nuggets are shaped in a way that suggests they are giving the middle finger.

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Man

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

DM

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Simp

The meme compares the reactions of players in Valorant and Counter-Strike 2 when a female player joins the team, using a bear to represent Valorant and a wolf to represent Counter-Strike 2. The top panel sets the scene with the text "*there is a girl on the team." The bottom-left panel shows the Valorant bear with the text: "hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you want." The bottom-right panel shows the Counter-Strike 2 wolf snarling aggressively with a screenshot of a successful kick vote.

Gulag

The image consists of two sections. The top section shows a man, possibly Putin, in a black jacket looking at another man with surprise. The text above reads, "You kicked the wrong chair." In the background, two other men are visible. The lower section shows a screen capture from a game with the text "NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED" and the word "Gulag" highlighted in yellow along with "+162 XP".

FBI

An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.

Doge

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

Pokemon card

Pokémon

A purple bow with a face is designed as a Pokemon card, with the title Bow, moves such as Hypnosis and Kick, and a description of each move.

Ass

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

Meal

The image is a starter pack of items representing a "humble" lifestyle. It includes a glass of water and a piece of bread for meal, shoes made from plastic bottles for kicks, a slingshot for strap, a pile of cardboard boxes for crib, and a rusty bike for whip. The text "J Cole Humble Starter Pack" is at the top.

Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

Kitty

Griddy

A purple cartoonish rabbit with a wide, toothy grin stands against a background of colorful toy blocks. The text reads: "HIT THE GRIDDY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN NEVER KICK THE KITTY LIKE I CAN."

Muslim

A close-up selfie of the streamer Ninja with bright blue hair, sitting in a car and wearing a seatbelt. A text overlay reads: 'Just roundhouse kicked another pregnant muslim in the stomach, thank me later #bombdefused'.

Pregnancy

An image shows Rick from the cartoon "Rick and Morty" with a pregnant belly. The Lorax from Dr. Seuss is touching Rick's belly, saying "Lorax, it's kicking." Rick has blushed cheeks and is smiling.

Stonkzer

Stonkzer (We kicked Thonk out) by Stonk Boi, Mr. Troll, Crackbag, and Elmo

A group of four characters stand side-by-side against a solid blue background. From left to right: Tom Nook, the Stonks guy, the Trollface, and Elmo. A small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" is in the top-left corner. The text "STONKZER" appears at the top of the image.

Jokes

Chalk outline

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Idiot

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

Morbid jokes

How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

Kick his mother in the jaw