Misinterpreted Advice

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My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, Aidenstamcof. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break this down for you. Your mom told you not to mess with prostitutes, right? She wasn't talking about your step sister, you goof. You took her words way too literally, thinking "whore" was just another word for your step sis, and then you went and kicked her out. Your mom was just telling you to not sleep with hookers!

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