Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Cinderella's Disneyland Debacle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, dummy. Cinderella got the boot from Disneyland 'cause she was being nasty. She sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to lie so his nose would grow. Get it? Now go back to watching cartoons, you crayon-eater.
Comments (4)
hutchy
Copy Cat, I Did This One, But With Snow White
ANoNyMoUs
It only works for Pinocchio
11 millimeter defeater
Ohhhh dang
Michael Hatchet
haha