Cinderella's Disneyland Debacle

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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, dummy. Cinderella got the boot from Disneyland 'cause she was being nasty. She sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to lie so his nose would grow. Get it? Now go back to watching cartoons, you crayon-eater.

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