Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Innit.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I sit because I can't stand you.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.