Joke jokes

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

I sat down and wrote a joke.

Very funny battery joke.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

A joke.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

I sit because I can't stand you.

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

A hipster!

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

More jokes.