Joke jokes
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
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Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!