Joke jokes

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

I sat down and wrote a joke.

Very funny battery joke.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

A joke.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.