Joke jokes
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
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Innit.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!