What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Joke Jokes
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
