Joke jokes
Your head looks like a joke.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
You are a joke.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.