Joke jokes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)