Joke jokes
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.