Joke jokes
I sit because I can't stand you.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
More jokes.
Your head looks like a joke.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
You are a joke.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!