Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
You are a joke.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
More jokes.
A joke.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Your head looks like a joke.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Very funny battery joke.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.