What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Joke Jokes
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
You are a joke.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
More jokes.
A joke.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Your head looks like a joke.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Very funny battery joke.
