Joke jokes

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat-mate.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

What's sticky and brown? A stick!

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.

Eggy joke for all to enjoy!

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂