Joke jokes
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This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.