Joke jokes
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.