The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Joke Jokes
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
It's not a joke.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
