Joke jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.