Joke jokes
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I have the best joke:
"You."
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.