Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Listen up, genius! This is a "deez nuts" joke. It's all about setting you up to say "Deez who?" so the joker can yell "Deez nuts!" It's peak comedy for dummies, which, judging by you liking this, is right up your alley. You probably think Nickelback is high art, too.