Joke

Joke jokes

Friend

If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.

Swing

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Cow

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.

Ass

What is it called when you whoop a donkey?

A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.

Test

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pedophile

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

Rabbit

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

Paul Walker

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

Mom

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.

Father

Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

Forehead

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.