Joke jokes
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!