Joke jokes
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.