Joke jokes

What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lion 🦁.

Lion who?

Lion again, aren't you?

What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-aid.

Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.

What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?

A dad joke.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?

You: No.

Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.