Joke jokes
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Memes
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.