Joke jokes
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Very funny battery joke.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.