Joke jokes
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...