Joke Jokes

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.

"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."

The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."

The End