Joke jokes
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"