Joke jokes
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Feminists are a joke.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.