Joke jokes

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?

Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.

Student: Ok!!

Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?

Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.

Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.

Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.

Baa- Dum- Tsss!

What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?

A galiminus.

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

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How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.