Joke jokes
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Feminists are a joke.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.