Joke jokes
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Memes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.