What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Joke Jokes
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
