Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
