Emo friend jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.