Joke jokes

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Feminists are a joke.

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because he got stuck in a crack.

How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.