Joke jokes

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because he got stuck in a crack.

How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lion 🦁.

Lion who?

Lion again, aren't you?

What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-aid.

Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?

A dad joke.