Joke jokes
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.