Joke jokes
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.