Joke jokes
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.