Joke jokes
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.