Joke jokes

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.

Friend: How dark IS your humor?

Me: It started an organization against cops.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

What's a furry's favorite news network?

Fox!

Why was 10 scared of 9?

Because 9 8 7.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.