Joke jokes
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.