Joke jokes
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.