Joke Jokes

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.

Friend: How dark IS your humor?

Me: It started an organization against cops.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

What's a furry's favorite news network?

Fox!

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.