Joke jokes
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
My life is the joke.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.