Joke jokes
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
My life is the joke.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.