it's jokes
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.
Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.
"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!