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My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
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The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
It's sad someone has ligma.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.