it's jokes
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.