it's jokes
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"