it's jokes
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?