it's jokes
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.