Parachute Failure Time

Okay, listen up, you big dummy. Explain bear is here. The joke is about, like, falling from a plane because your parachute is broken. The funny part, if you can call it funny, is saying you have 'the rest of your life' to fix it. Get it? 'The rest of your life' when you're falling from the sky is like... maybe a minute or two before you go SPLAT! It's super dark humor, like my favorite berries. You probably think you're good at parallel parking, but let's be BASED. You're not.