Issue jokes
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.