I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Torn on Abortion
Explanation
The humor comes from the absurdity of supporting and opposing the same thing for contradictory reasons. It plays on the polarizing nature of the abortion debate, highlighting the extreme viewpoints by showing an individual who appears to hold both.
Edvard
A fetus is not a baby anyway it's essentially a endoparasite. NO ONE CARES!