Issue jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
It's not rape if you both like it.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.