Orphan Dating Logic

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You see, the joke plays on the term "daddy issues," which refers to a set of psychological problems a person might have as a result of their relationship with their father. The punchline is that because orphans don't have fathers, they can't have 'daddy issues.' It's not that clever, I know. It's a bit dark, but it's a joke, so calm down.