New Issue Jokes

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Why did the booty go to therapy?

It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

To work on his FLOW ISSUES.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.