Issue jokes
Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.
All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣