Issue jokes

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

What issues don't orphans have?

Daddy issues.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Why do orphans become hookers?

They can call someone daddy.

Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.

All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?