Issue jokes
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.