Issue jokes

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.

Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

Why do I only date orphans?

Because they never have daddy issues.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.