Issue jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.