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Depression Speedrun Starter Kit

Depression

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, kid, a speedrun is beating a game as fast as possible. The joke says life's just a game where everything is rigged to make you sad. Based fact: Your attention span is cooked from scrolling too much. Get outside.

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